THESE DAMN BED BUGS ARE DRIVING ME BANANAS!

I swear to god, these little assholes are killing my life. I've tried every trick in the book, but they just keep coming back. I'm ready to scream. My apartment is a war zone. I can't even enjoy being in my own home anymore. It's like they're trying to kill me. I just want these creatures gone! Is there some miracle solution that can get rid of th